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Mommy, sometimes I pick my nose and eat it.

~ Max, 4 1/2.  His random thought at bedtime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Can you brush for me?  I don't want to stink on stage.

~ Emerson, nearly 7.  This morning's request for fresh breath.

#preshowjitters!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How much money do you need to be rich?

~ Emerson, nearly 7

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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For Christmas, I hope Santa brings me a grown-up person

so I can bite them.

~ Max, 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Do fish fart?

                                ~Max, 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mommy, I think people look better with clothes on.

~ Emerson, 6 1/2. Her comment to me as I stepped out of the shower.  Clearly, my beach body needs work.

 

 

 

 

 

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Mommy, why aren't there any girl Presidents?

~Emerson, 6 1/2.  Her random question on our drive to NY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Do I have a uni-brow?

~ Emerson, 6 1/2.  Her random question after a bedtime story.

 

 

 

 

 

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Mommy, look.  I'm growing a beard on my legs.

~ Max, 4.  His noticing hair growth.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Mommy, we got to take our jackets off today at recess!!!"

~ Emerson, 6 1/2.  Her excited announcement last night.

Thanks to you, spring, recess just got a whole lot better.